It is 12:04 am. I am sitting here thinking about the meatball sandwich that I will be having for breakfast. Yes, for breakfast. No other thoughts are going through my mind. I have been asleep off and on during the day. Wandering around the house during my waking hours, pretending to be busy. If I make my bed one more time! If I watch another DVD my head will explode. I realized today I do the same damn thing everyday of my life. It is sad when you find yourself boring.
While thinking about my meatball sandwich I realized that I could be blogging about my corny existence. My corny existence and what I plan to do to remedy this situation. It would probably be as simple as going outside and walking around the corner to find some type of meaning in my life. No I am not suicidal or crazy, just bored. This is my first blog so I will make it short. I have personal goals I have set for myself. I always convince myself I will start tomorrow. So I will start tomorrow. Blogging about it will no doubt make it easier to stay on track. So sick of Social Media. My friends and family posts are toxic. Wine, bitch, cry and moan is the sum total of what I see posted. I do not want to see another pic of your stupid ass dog driving your car. I know my life is boring when I recognize your dog on Facebook and know him by name. Really? I wonder if your dog would like a bite of my meatball sandwich?
Yes I can be very dry and sarcastic. But you know I am telling the truth. Bitch if you are at the gym how are you able to take pics? Not one drop of sweat and you still look fat. Stop post about your dead relatives birthday. "Happy Birthday to Uncle Jack in Heaven", Really? And you baked a cake for him, and yall having a party, drinking and shit in memory of Uncle Jack. SMDH How about you stop naming your grandchildren Shamackia, Jordancia, and Allensampa. Really? Please stop this right now. Those babies are going to have a hard enough time in life.
Let me ask this question, how does a picture of your 6 month old grandson driving your car get more likes than a story about bombing that kills 20 people? I know the obvious solution is to delete my page and move on. Ummm that is not an option. I use social media to stay in touch with my family and friends. It is a catch 22. Wow look at the time. It is 12:41 am. I have got to take out the ground beef for my meatball sandwich. I know video blogs are the rage right now. I do not think I am as witty in a vlog. Good night and I will be back with more info about myself. Thanks for reading me.
Oh look, it is pic of my daughter and I at the gym. LMAO

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